NBA

It’s the second week of work, and I sitting in front of the computer again counting down to lunch. Work was relatively boring as I didn’t really do anything. All I did was to edit some poster on CPR and stuffs like that.

Watched NBA AllStars, Dwight Howard AKA Superman won the dunk contest, the big man freshens up the dunk contest with his creativity outfit and an ability to ‘fly’ and dunk from the free throw line. A 2.5m guy managed to jump so high, far, and dunk from that distance with no strings attached. Forget it Jay Chou.

Minnesota’s Gerald Green, last year champion, performed a dunk by jumping over a guy last year also came up with something new. His teammate climbed up and places a cupcake with a single candle in it on the back of the rim. Green soared in and puffed out the flame before throwing down a left-hander. However, he behaved like an arrogant chap and believe he deserve better. When in life you felt that you deserve better for what you’d done? Or realize other people can do equally well for even better than you and not mumble a word?
I don’t play Basketball, but I watch NBA.

On a random notice, my dad told me that Earvin Johnson, also known as ‘Magic!’ Johnson, acknowledged as one of the most popular NBA basketball players of all time, being well-known for his uncanny passing and dribbling skills contracted HIV in his twenties, he slept with 200 girls, mostly his fans.

He’s a horny dude, his agent made a special key tag which consist of 3 different colours, Black, white and brown. Every game he played after he become famous, his agent will throw the specified colour tag to a specified ‘colour’ fan. E.g. his agent will pass a black key tag to a black girl, white to white girl, etc. Then his fans will write their own address and attached their keys on the tag and passed it back to the agent. Every night after Johnson’s game, he will choose the colour of girls he wants to fuck, and select the colour tags with address on it, his agent will drive him to that place and he will have sex with that fan, fans are dying to sleep with him. 200girls fucked, HIV positive, commentator for NBA All Star night and still kicking alive at age of 48. Life.